Anonymous asked: Well isn't Caroline nice.
She’s just cranky because the cafeteria stopped serving her favourite dessert. Come to think of it… The cafeteria stopped serving altogether.
jayjayedits asked: Chelle, can I call ya Chell? I heard alittle rumor thats been flouting around the office, don't get your hopes up though cause I'm not sure if I heard it right, but.... I heard that a special some one is going to ask you out next week!
Yes you can call me Chell. And don’t believe everything you hear… this place gives me the creeps.
Anonymous asked: Have you met Caroline yet?
*sigh* I guess she just wants the company to look its best…
Anonymous asked: You said "was", are you an orphan?
I am. I lost my parents at 4…
I was adopted after that.
Anonymous asked: What's your real name?
Chelle Hakiri Salvaggio…
I go by Chell.
My father was Italian and my mother was Asian.
Anonymous asked: I really hope you read that contract over carefully before you signed- especially the small print. If you didn't, you might want to. You wouldn't believe the kind of stuff some companies think they can get away with.
…Bring it on.
talcom asked: While working at Aperture did you ever meet Cave Johnson?
I haven’t. In fact, I’m not even quite sure who that is… I think I saw that name somewhere on my contract. I’ve only been delivering bagels for a month…