I wouldn’t know. I only deliver the bagels. I’m not even technically a full-fledged employee.

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All I know is they all seem so afraid down there… Afraid and cold…

I’m glad I don’t work down there.

Not sure… I generally know what I like when I see it.

Tall guys..

Also foreign.

Also Gingers…

I don’t want to think about it… I might get my hopes up.

Technically I work for a catering service contracted with Aperture. Still, for some reason I have to wear their company shirt. I’ve been serving them about a month.

I don’t find much enjoyment; it’s cold down here. But there is something look forward to each day…

…Umm, yes, this is the bagel cart… But you have to PAY for them before you start devouring them off the plate…

Sorry… I don’t know who that is…

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OHHHHHH….

…yes… I do know who that is…

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Mmmmmmmmhmmmm…

It depends on what kind you get. Plain bagels taste a bit like thick buiscuts.

But Aperture bagels… taste like stale vanilla wafers.

No…