Ask Bagel Girl

Have you met Caroline yet?
Anonymous

I have…

*sigh* I guess she just wants the company to look its best…

I really hope you read that contract over carefully before you signed- especially the small print. If you didn't, you might want to. You wouldn't believe the kind of stuff some companies think they can get away with.
Anonymous

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…Bring it on.

While working at Aperture did you ever meet Cave Johnson?

I haven’t. In fact, I’m not even quite sure who that is… I think I saw that name somewhere on my contract. I’ve only been delivering bagels for a month…

Do you know anything of what Aperture's testing right now?
Anonymous

I wouldn’t know. I only deliver the bagels. I’m not even technically a full-fledged employee.

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All I know is they all seem so afraid down there… Afraid and cold…

I’m glad I don’t work down there.

What kind of man are you attracted to?
Anonymous

Not sure… I generally know what I like when I see it.

Tall guys..

Also foreign.

Also Gingers…

You need to ask Whitmore on a date. Sorslor.

Sorry… I don’t know who that is…

OHHHHHH….

…yes… I do know who that is…

Did you know that one of the employees you serve has a crush on you?
Anonymous